=> Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear
   about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have
   to hear about the way his mother cooked.

=> Maybe he/she doesn’t “act stupid”; it might be the real thing

=> Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
   stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they
   tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be
   sure?

=> When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you
   put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

=> The trouble with reality is there’s no background music.

=> Do not make fun of the humor impaired, they won’t understand!

=> My idea of a happy meal is one I don’t have to cook.

=> He is a man of rare gifts . . . he hasn’t given any in years.

=> I’m a woman of the world . . . and you know what shape the
world is in.

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