=> Here is a speaker who is going places . . . and the
   sooner the better.

=> Our next speaker is going to speak his / her mind
   . . . so here to say three words is  . . .

DEFINITIONS A to H: (From “The Devils Dictionary” by
Ambrose Bierce)

=> Abscond: To move in a “mysterious way” usually with the
   belongings of another.

=> Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why
   a deadline was missed or a project failed, and  who
   was responsible. (not from Devils dictionary)

=> Bore: A person who talks when they should be listening
   . . . to you.

=> Conservative: One who is enamored with existing evils
   as distinguished from a liberal who wishes to replace
   them with others.

=> Consult: To seek another persons approval for a course
   already decided upon.

=> Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual
   profit without individual responsibility.

=> Deja moo:  The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
  (not from Devils Dictionary)

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