Love Notes:

=> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

=> My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I
got two girlfriends.

=> The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home
to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering
machine says it is in the microwave.

=> Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

=> How do most men define marriage? A very expensive
way to get your laundry done.

=> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

=> The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once.

=> Cosmetics: A woman’s way of keeping a man from
reading between the lines.

=> Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is
packing your parachute.

=> Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? Bored wife: Because
I married the wrong man!

=> First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second
Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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