=> “You are such a good friend that if we were on a
sinking ship and there was only one life jacket….
I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”

=> How many psychologists does it take to change a
light bulb?  None, the bulb will change itself when it
is ready.

=> You’re as young as you feel but seldom as important

=> Did you ever notice that intelligence tests are biased
   toward the literate?

=> I called up a temp agency looking for work and they
   asked if I had any phone skills. I said, “I called you
   didn’t I?”

=> Some people always give 100% at work:
   12%  Monday
   23%  Tuesday
   40%  Wednesday
   20%  Thursday
   5%  Friday

=> My receptionist hated her job. She kept answering the
   phone, “Hello. Can you help me?”

=> Its hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

=> Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

=> The latest survey shows that three out of four people
   make up 75% of the population.

=> If at first you don’t succeed. No one will be surprised.

=> People used to just look for a free lunch. Now they want
   it delivered too.

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